D chatting it up with a random girl on tinder. Obviously she wants to hook up with him. This conversation between us happens.
D: wait do you think she is down?
Me: it’s 1:30 in the morning she is obviously down.
D: well won’t you be jealous if I go?
Me: um what?
D: well I would totally be jealous if you were going to leave to go makeout with someone.
Me: do we have to talk about this?
.. That was it? I could have asked what he meant. Because a. He wanted to makeout with someone too. Or b. he would be jealous of the person making out with me. I didn’t ask though. I didn’t want to know The answer at 1:30 in the morning.
I can draw one thing. Not even very well. It’s a dinosaur. I like to draw them on students things just to mess with them. It’s always awful but it always wows them.
I am not ready to know the answer to the question you were probing me to ask.
I don’t want to give you up yet.
Asking me if you can come to my tournaments is the sweetest thing ever. And when I said.. Ok but I can’t imagine you enjoying it. Your response? But I want to cheer you on and support you. Fucking swooning. (I’m not even playing I’m the god damn coach)